Today, let’s talk about how I am going to die.
We have a “Health and Wellness” fair going on here at work. The atrium in our building has been taken over by other companies, each in a booth, and they are giving out gifts in exchange for our listening to them.
One of the activities is a “wellness checkup”. They draw a little blood, take a few measurements, and determine how healthy you are.
I’m a dead man walking.
My blood pressure is a little high, my bone density is a little low, cholesterol is right at the point where I need to manage it, and apparently, I’m a fat fuck.
Did I mention that I smoke?
So… if I never update again, it’s because I died.