Tone Parsons

Happiness is a cold toilet seat

April 04th, 2006 | Category: Yak Yak Yak

I’m a pretty mellow guy, and very few things freak me out.

One of those few things is a warm toilet seat in a public bathrooom.

*sudder*

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5 Comments so far

  1. Psychoducky April 4th, 2006 7:53 pm

    And what brought this subject up?

  2. Bob Loblaw April 5th, 2006 8:29 am

    I say its about time a consortium is formed to regulate this kind of thing.

    Like gun laws, a ‘waiting period’ to avoid warm seats.
    Mandatory courtesy flush.
    No, I don’t want to talk about business when I’m dropping the kids off at the pool, it really can’t wait??
    Conveniently, there’s soap and water right there… Wash your hands.

  3. Tone Parsons April 5th, 2006 9:17 am

    Psychoducky: a warm toilet seat brought this up. It’s just something that makes me feel all icky.

    I’m going to invent the self chilling seat (with the ability to dry itself). The last thing I want in the world is to put my butt where some fat sweaty mans ass has been mere moments before.

    If it’s cool to the touch, the creepy factor is far smaller.

  4. tec April 5th, 2006 12:02 pm

    But on the other hand it’s nice when your wife warms the seat for you at home. Especially when it’s cold in the bathroom. I know I like it when your wife warms the seat for me. I mean my wife.

  5. Tone Parsons April 5th, 2006 3:40 pm

    rofl!