Tone Parsons

My son and I have started a clan for BattleField 2142… Clan [PXLTHG].

Sure… it’s currently really just the two of us (though we have 3 other “tentative” members), but we kick much ass.

Well… my son kicks much ass… I’m just a bullet sponge. You can see my stats below (and my sons… he’s a brutal little bastard!!). Click the image to see the difference between him and I (I’m Bioland, he’s ChronoLynx).

Currently, our favorite tactic in the city maps is to get on the rooftops and play a little game we like to call “Dodge the grenade, muthah fuckah!!”. In titan mode, we hit assault all hardcore and stuffs until our shields drop, then we’re huge on defense and can usually be found in corridor 2 giving the raiding party a very bad day.

Oh… and while I’m talking all game trash and stuffs, a little word of advice to those who haven’t got a damn clue…. no matter what you’ve heard in channel, pressing <ALT>-F4 WILL NOT give you a free unlock, it will only give the server a free spot for someone who’s not a dumbass to play on.

Word!

I found this on craigslist and had to share…

MYTH 1: The US was founded on Christian principles.

TRUTH:
This is incorrect.

The Constitution never once mentions a deity, because the Founding Fathers wanted to keep their new country “religion-neutral.” Our Founding Fathers were an eclectic collection of Atheists, Deists, Christians, Freemasons and Agnostics.

George Washington, the Father of our country, and John Adams (Second President of the USA) CLEARLY stated in the 1796 Treaty of Tripoli: “The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian Religion.”

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My webhost is Dreamhost, and for the most part, they rock my socks.

Sure… they’ve had issues (power outages, routers sending packets into the ether, etc), but they seem to have gotten them under control and they do offer some truly beautiful features.

One of those wonderful features is the famous “One Click Install”. Need a blog? Just select it from the list, type in a few details, and click the button… it’s there in just a few minutes! How about a forum, or online store? Just click!

They also track updates, and when a newer version comes out, again… just click it and presto-chango…. you’re updated to the latest version.

How beautiful is that?

Well…. not so beautiful if you’re me, and you’ve done something stupid like heavily modify one of the 11 billion themes they give you. When you run the upgrade, the theme gets overwritten, and you’ve back to the basics.

Ack!!

Luckily, they also offer one last truly amazing thing…. snapshots!!

So… if you’re a smacktard like me and you went and deleted the domain.old folder that they created when you upgraded (so you can restore if you don’t like the upgrade), you can dig in to the snapshot they took 1 hour ago, or 1 day ago… or several days ago, and get your heavily modified css, sidebar, header, and footer back.

*sniff*

Thank you, Dreamhost! I love you!

All good websites have logos.

While this site isn’t particularly good, it also doesn’t have a logo. Maybe that’s why it sucks! I need some sort of driving force behind the calorie free mental diarrhea that I dump onto the internets.

I’m pretty much fresh out of ideas (besides the image to the left).

So, with all that said, I’ll leave it up to you. Design me a logo and send it to me (and for you spammer bastards out there… this email address will only work for the few weeks, so forget about it!)

There is no prize, no cash reward, and sexual favors are totally out. What you will get is my undying adulation and a big ol’ honkin’ “Yo… look who made this!” on the website.

How could you possibly turn a deal like that down?

Get your creative juices flowing and design something for me! I’ll post everything sent in (well… so long as it isn’t totally offensive). Don’t have any skills beyond MS Paint? No problem… I can clean anything up. I just need ideas!

legal mumbo jumbo: By submitting a logo, you , you give me an exclusive site license to use the image any way I like, for as long as I like where ever I like. Yes, you basically become my bitch, but you like it that way.